Bullshit

The last story is apparantly a hoax according to Snopes. Snopes is a website dedicated to debunking urban legends and well worth looking at if you have the time. After all, this is the same website that made me aware that graham crackers were invented to suppress sexual appetite. Who knew?

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How much is that doggy in the window?

Welcome to Dog Island. Where dogs roam freely to poo as they wish, when they wish. If your dog is chosen, it will live and play with over 2500 dogs with no human intervention. If you can imagine guilt and violence-free disposal of your dog then this is for you. The best part – if your pooch is chosen, it’s absolutely free.

Done Like Dinner

So I finished my practicum with Burntsand today. I’m tempted to celebrate and get completely drunk. I’m wearing the good shirt and shoes so going out after work is definitely an option. In the meantime, I have to start thinking about the future and how to use these skills i’ve aquired over the last year to use.

Damn! Job-hunting. Time to crack out the old phonebook and sleazing up to people again.

The Neighbour Behind Me Is Really Fucking Loud!

…and I guess he sings in a band as well. A shitty one at that. While I was asleep last night the room-mate heard it all at two in the morning and was so pissed that he almost called the cops. From what I can gather it wasn’t even so much the time as much as it was that he was a shitty singer with even worse songs and banal lyrics. An example as paraphrased by the room-mate to be sung in your worst Eddie Vedder warble:

The motherfuckin’ cop shop….yeah!
The motherfuckin’ cop shop….yeah!
When I say cop, you say shop.
Cop!
(silence)
Cop!
(silence)
When I say apples, you say oranges.
Apples!
(silence)
Apples!
(silence)
The motherfuckin’ cop shop….yeah!
The motherfuckin’ cop shop….yeah!

Flipper vs. Saddam

This may be the thing which gives the coalition the upper hand in the Iraqi conflict. Let’s see the terrorists try their dirty bombs on this motherfucker! Our taxdollars at work.

Shitty Shitty Bang Bang

We’ve all seen them. Cars that defy the natural laws of taste and dignity. A Honda Civic hatchback with a spoiler and racing stripes, stretch SUV’s. Beaterz has done a wonderful job of chronicling these urban oddities. Visit the gallery, smile, then wonder why you spent so much time as a youth contructing dinosaurs and WWII bi-planes out of balsa wood.