Most English majors will rejoice at content of this post in which the author details the variety of conversational cheap shots and why you should not use them in a sentance. While the authors intent is good, I don’t think that by merely posting a warning in an attempt to educate the user is enough. I believe by both recognizing when one is being used coupled with the proper responce would produce optimal results. I’ll illustrate this by quoting some of the examples from the site followed my responce (in bold):
The Over Your Head Cheap Shot
“I’d like to respond to that, but taking into account your background, education, and intelligence, I am quite sure that you would not be able to understand.”
“Understand this, motherfucker!”The Hypothetical Insult
“Take this example: suppose you were a person who was incredibly stupid but was trying to come off as intelligent. What would the proper response be if you were me?”
“Well in a situation like that the first I’d tell you to fuck off. Then I would continue this verbal barrage by telling you how much of a fucking cockass you are and that your continued existance really brings no joy to the rest of the world. Failing that, I’d kick you in the nuts and piss on you.”The Studies Have Shown Tactic
“Research at UCLA has proven conclusively….”
“And research at the university of Fuck You have shown me that you are a complete shithead. Now fuck off and die.”
It always feel great working towards the advancement of the English language. I can sleep soundly now knowing that I have brought light to your previous intellectual darkness.