Bigger boobs via song. Yup. That’s the gist of a story I read in the Mainichi Daily News (thanks carl!). Apparently, thorough some sort of scientific mumbo-jumbo it actually works. But I was sceptical until I read this testimonial.
“I listened to the tune for a week expecting all the time that I was being duped,” says Chieri Nakayama, a 19-year-old pin-up model “But, incredibly, my 87-centimeter bust grew to 89 centimeters! It was awesome!”
Yes. Awesome indeed. Word is spreading fast so get the gettins’ while the gettins’ good.
I haven’t heard this song but if my experience with female physiology is correct then it sounds very, very similar to “Don’t Stop Believing” by Journey. UPDATE!!!! according to this site, this is the actual ringtone. Argh!!! Give me Journey instead.
“We haven’t done any advertising for it, so I suppose the tune’s success has come about through word of mouth. We’ve even received mail from one user who said they listened to the tune every night before going to sleep and it made her tits bigger.”
Not to be outdone the Flashcube.org lab monkeys have come up with a song that is guaranteed to make your cock bigger. Loosen your belt notch because here it is. My gift to you.