Protected: All In The Family

Because of my distinctive last name, tracing my lineage is easier than if it was something like Jones or Jackson. One of the interesting things I discovered was my relation to the last Princess of the Micronesian Island of Kosrae. I know it sounds a little far fetched but I have the facts to back it up. Besides, my late Grandfather (God bless him) met their descendants when they travelled over 9000 miles to attend our family reunion in 1989. In his words, “At first I thought they were the entertainment, then I realized they were family!” Yikes! I miss my Grandfather.

The story is this: One of my ancestors Henry (Harry) Skilling left Portland, Maine in 1868 after a huge fire burned most of the city. He wound up in the South Pacific with a pirate called “Bully” Hayes and then married the daughter of the last king of Kosrae. Her name was Jenny Sitato.

This information sheds light on my current infatuation with tropical islands, women in grass skirts, and fruity drinks. It’s in my fucking blood! The best part is that the Micronesian Skilling’s have done quite well for themselves by taking prominent roles in the government. Harry H. Skilling is Chief Justice with his cousin, Sidney Skilling, a public defender. Fred Skilling, brother of Sidney, is Director of the Department of Public Affairs, and Masayuki Skilling is the Postmaster General. So the next time you’re in Micronesia say,”Hi” to my relatives and if you’re looking for a place to stay, I’d be delighted to recommend the Skilling hotel which, while small by most standards, is still the largest hotel on the island of Kosrae. I’ll have to inquire about family discounts though. If you’re in the mood for shopping, I can sort you out with that too.

4 thoughts on “Protected: All In The Family

  1. Geneology is pretty fun. My aunt did a big project, and traced my family lineage back to Erik the Red (950-1003), and (therefore) son Leif Erikson, vikings who explored/colonized Greenland. But I think that if you went visiting rellies in Micronesia, you’d have a better time of it than if I went knocking on Greenlander’s doors saying I’m their long-lost Canadian cousin 🙂

  2. oh, hey, don’t forget that skilling dood that TOTALLY FUCKED ENRON UP THE ASS … more than ONE black sheep in the Skilling Family tree, eh eh eh, wot? You know what I’m sayin’ …. c’mon …. ahhh you don’t care.

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