Eye Of The Tiger

Eye of the tigerWhat will the colour of your child’s eyes be? This website breaks it down for you using nothing but the soundest of scientific principals. I think I may have learned something about this in high school but I spent too much time drawing guns and dragons to recall.

Star Wars. Nothing But Star Wars.

Use The Force
Having been one of the millions who saw Episode III this weekend I thought it appropriate that I put up a Star Wars related post. Here’s an interesting site detailing the differences between the original, special edition, and DVD reissue versions of the original trilogy. Here are direct links to Star Wars, Empire, and ROTJ. Not surprisingly the fans of Star Wars are a rather large scope of people encompassing even those who wish to create a sex toy using both a dildo and a lightsabre.

Kittenwar

MeowEvery cat owner I know will claim that their cat is the cutest thing they’ve ever seen. However in light of this, how can there be any one cutest kitten of all. Kittenwar hopes to answer that question by putting pictures of two cats beside each other and you clicking on the cuter of the two. They’re also looking for submissions so if you feel your cat’s up the task them post it. May the cutest cat win.

Where It’s At

Being there.File under: Handy. Google Maps is one of the handiest things I’ve come across on the internet. Just type in a location and away you go. Plus for the stalkers, there’s satellite maps of damn near every location in North America.

Basketball

The Backs!After much delay I’m glad to say that Flashcube.org basketball begins this Saturday morning at 10:30 AM at Cliff Bungalow school. I’ll be bringing the basketball. This particular game will feature the Calgary Flashcubes vs. the Calgary Dolphinbacks. The Backs will be captained be Joel. If there are any questions regarding the game feel free to email me. See you there.

Abstinence Only

So wrong!Abstinence Only is a Christian website promoting the belief of keeping it in your pants until you’re married…..I think. Here’s some advice they give women:

For the gals: When hugging or kissing your faith partner, you may have noticed a little something getting hard inside his pants. It’s called the penis and it means he wants to marry you! It’s perfectly safe so long as he keeps it inside his pants. You can grab it, stroke it,  squeeze it, or rub yourself against it like a fevered dog. Trust us, he won’t mind a bit! Simply continue to rub, squeeze and fondle your faith partner through his jeans until he promises to marry you. It’s that easy!

I suppose that’s sound advice.