The best part about the Crying While Eating website is that it offers no explanation. Is it humour or some sort of fetish I’ve never heard of. Maybe they’re crying because they’ve ate too much food.

What will the colour of your child’s eyes be? This website breaks it down for you using nothing but the soundest of scientific principals. I think I may have learned something about this in high school but I spent too much time drawing guns and dragons to recall.

Having been one of the millions who saw Episode III this weekend I thought it appropriate that I put up a Star Wars related post. Here’s an interesting site detailing the differences between the original, special edition, and DVD reissue versions of the original trilogy. Here are direct links to Star Wars, Empire, and ROTJ. Not surprisingly the fans of Star Wars are a rather large scope of people encompassing even those who wish to create a sex toy using both a dildo and a lightsabre.

It just occurred to me that I’ve written over 1000 posts to this website. I think hugs and handshakes are in order.

Basketball again this Saturday morning. Same place as last time. See you there.

Every cat owner I know will claim that their cat is the cutest thing they’ve ever seen. However in light of this, how can there be any one cutest kitten of all. Kittenwar hopes to answer that question by putting pictures of two cats beside each other and you clicking on the cuter of the two. They’re also looking for submissions so if you feel your cat’s up the task them post it. May the cutest cat win.

Listen to that. That’s the sound of my innocence being destroyed and I have to thank these bears. These cute, cuddly, sexually-crazed creatures. Damn!

File under: Handy. Google Maps is one of the handiest things I’ve come across on the internet. Just type in a location and away you go. Plus for the stalkers, there’s satellite maps of damn near every location in North America.

After much delay I’m glad to say that Flashcube.org basketball begins this Saturday morning at 10:30 AM at Cliff Bungalow school. I’ll be bringing the basketball. This particular game will feature the Calgary Flashcubes vs. the Calgary Dolphinbacks. The Backs will be captained be Joel. If there are any questions regarding the game feel free to email me. See you there.

Abstinence Only is a Christian website promoting the belief of keeping it in your pants until you’re married…..I think. Here’s some advice they give women:

For the gals: When hugging or kissing your faith partner, you may have noticed a little something getting hard inside his pants. It’s called the penis and it means he wants to marry you! It’s perfectly safe so long as he keeps it inside his pants. You can grab it, stroke it,  squeeze it, or rub yourself against it like a fevered dog. Trust us, he won’t mind a bit! Simply continue to rub, squeeze and fondle your faith partner through his jeans until he promises to marry you. It’s that easy!

I suppose that’s sound advice.