Two Brows Are Better Than One

Thank goodness that I am spared a monobrow. Though if I did I’d probably just get the fucking thing waxed. I mean. unlike other places it doesn’t hurt. I’ve yanked a few errant hairs out in my time. I’ve resolved myself to trimming them as well because I have a genetic predisposition for “Grandpa Eyebrows”. I’ve seen the evidence but thankfully I’m so high-maintenance that I’ve never, ever let it happen.