Rubber Baby Mother Fuckers

ThinginrubberQuick!!! The link!! It’s Thing In Rubbers. Like me, both gross and fascinating.

Speaking of me, my Richie Tenenbaum costume this weekend better be a hit or else…. or else some asshole will get it across the grill with my tennis racket.

It should be good, I mean I’m growing the beard for the fucking thing. Something I’ve never done before and possibly ever again. I like my clean-shaven face better as does the lady. She even offered to help me shave the fucking thing off on Sunday morning but I had to decline because shaving hurts especially when it means dragging a three-month-old dull blade acrross your face. The pain means it’s working.

Okay fuckers, I put a nice link on the left-hand column urging you to make your presence known on a world map and only three shitheads (myself included) have decided to do it. I’m not asking for a bouquet, a hot meal, or a high-five. Just a few moments of your precious time. Dammit!!! Don’t make throw a fucking tantrum. And remember, we appreciate all readers of and were I not in a meaningful, fulfilling, wonderful relationship I may considerer having a membership drive so to speak. But seeing as I’m already snatched up, you’re fucked. With that, I love you all. Mwmmahh!!!

5 thoughts on “Rubber Baby Mother Fuckers

  1. If your lady is in the role of Margot, then we’re not too concerned about it.

    Nice badge, but they’re nicer in CSS… not as an image. Easier to change when you decide to.

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    margin: 3px;
    border: 1px solid #990033;
    padding: 1px;

    color: #000;
    background-color: #fff;
    font-family: Silkscreen, “Andale Mono”, “Lucida Console”, “Courier New”, Courier, mono;
    font-weight: bold;

    .badge a
    display: block;
    padding: 2px 3px 1px 3px;
    text-decoration: none;

    float: left;

    margin: 0px;
    margin-right: 3px;
    border: 0px solid #fff;
    border-right-width: 1px;

    color: #fff;
    background-color: #ff3300;
    text-decoration: none;

    color: #fff;
    background-color: #898e79;

    max-width: 11em;
    font-size: xx-small;

    max-width: 80px;
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  2. Your evil wordpress blog stripped my style tags, bastard.

  3. Maybe you only have 3 readers. Including yourself.

  4. I thought I was the only reader. I would write and then read it over and think to myself, “What a funny fucker that Eric is.” Funny, funny, funny. Fucker, fucker, fucker!!!

  5. I’m new here, so my readership only counts as provisional… making for only countable 2 readers.

    We used to say (in high school) ‘Look, Eric’s going fetal again! What a funny fucker that Eric is’. It’s true. Ask around.

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