When the going gets tough, the tough have one too many double gin & tonics, stumble to the 7-11 for a corndog at 3:30 in the morning only to have it closed because a stabbing or something bloody, hail a cab to take you to the late-night Wendy’s drive-though window only to order a teen burger combo which tasted far better going down than coming back up no less than half an hour later and then to wake up the next morning with the brutal one-two punch of a hangover headache and sinus cold.
Did this happen to me? I’m not telling. For all you know it happened to someone else. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it. So try to forget about that and why don’t you visit this pro-abstinance website and then go visit its’ sister site.