Homeward Bound

Being homeless isn’t a joke. Unless you’re a celebrity and then it’s fucking funny. There are a few surprises; Sally Jessy Raphael for one. All it says for her entry is “car” and not whether it was before or after her stint as a talk show host. Actually, maybe it was before as I do see from time to time on “The Surreal Life”. Don’t ask me why I watch that show. That’s another post altogether though I will say that Bronson Pinchot is even more of a perv than I am.

If you’re going to be perverted, you may as well brush up on your lingo. I would like to say that “The David Copperfield” involves pulling a rabbit out of a hat but within the context of this site means something entirely, something entirely dirty. The next time someone asks me what a “Beef Bayonet” is I’ll have the asnwer.

But wait, there’s more…Last year when I was looking for work (still am, by the way), I made a half-hearted look at getting a job in the adult film industry. I was looking for something behind the scenes as a graphic artist. If you’re looking for something in front of the camera then this website Question and Answer section has pretty much most of the answers for you. From the website:

15) Is being a Porn Star like being a mainstream Hollywood actor?
NO! But that’s not hard to figure out. There’s more money and respect given to mainstream actors. Even a porn “superstar” remains largely unknown to the masses, but as a porn star you get recognized by people here and there who think what you do is really cool and want to meet you, or to ask you about porn, or how to become a porn actor/actress themselves. And there are times when porn stars get special treatment because of who they are… especially the girls

Finally, for no other reason than the fact it made me giggle, this.

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