The official Flashcube.org stance of the recent riots in the Middle East as result of Danish newspapers publishing images of Mohammed is “no fucking comment”. You can still enjoy this little musical number though (via Little Green Footballs). I like it if for only that it reminds me of Putting On The Ritz by Taco and we all know how awesome a song that is. Super Dooper!

Swedish metalheads unite and give a helping hand to someone or other. Regardless of our opinion on 80’s heavy metal (Swedish or otherwise), it certainly is something to see so many permed-out mullets in a single room. Shit, I’m almost envious. Though I doubt I could convince my girlfriend to cut and style it that way.

Watch Kahimi Karie sing the Momus-penned “One Thousand 20th Century Chairs” live on Japanese television. I find it strange that a song with lyrics as good as this was a big hit. As a bonus you get to both Momus on guitar and Toog on bass in the background. I never knew that Momus was such an accomplished guitarist.

Though I’m sure it’s been blogged a zillion times before, but here’s my contribution. Play Katamari Damacy in 2D. For those who haven’t played Katamari Damacy on PS2, rest assured it is the funnest game I’ve ever played. I’m not even a hard core gamer and it makes me want to run out and buy a PS2 for the game alone.

My dating days are over, thank fuck. Not like I was ever a big dater, mind you. If I were I would have declared abstinence long ago because really, while love is grand and all that, getting there can be a bitch.

I’m also a stand-up gentleman and more fun than a spacesuit full of eels. Good thing I’m not too much of an jerk because someone would call my punk ass out like they do on the Don’t Date Him Girl website.

Just to make sure I did a search for me just in case a spurned lover from the past still had a hate on. Thankfully, it came up blank. Too bad I can’t say the same for Halle Berry’s ex. He’s totally fucked.

BONUS: This website does absolutely nothing to promote Veganism. In fact, any dalliance with it has been curtailed by viewing the images. If you don’t believe me, get out your carrots and get a load of THIS (Not safe for work or lunch). PA! RA! RA! Thankfully, another site does a much better job and actually gives vegetarians a good name.

Attention comic nerds: read this weblog about Jack Kirby.

Thank you,
Flashcube.org

Watch an entire episode of Japanese Spider-Man here.

Not surprisingly, Japanese Spider-Man has a giant transforming robot and is a master of the martial arts. I didn’t see so much web-slinging as I did ass kicking. Still despite the differences, he still beats the pants off of both Turkish Spider-Man and Indian Spider-Man.