2D Katamari

Though I’m sure it’s been blogged a zillion times before, but here’s my contribution. Play Katamari Damacy in 2D. For those who haven’t played Katamari Damacy on PS2, rest assured it is the funnest game I’ve ever played. I’m not even a hard core gamer and it makes me want to run out and buy a PS2 for the game alone.

Don’t Date, Depilitate

My dating days are over, thank fuck. Not like I was ever a big dater, mind you. If I were I would have declared abstinence long ago because really, while love is grand and all that, getting there can be a bitch.

I’m also a stand-up gentleman and more fun than a spacesuit full of eels. Good thing I’m not too much of an jerk because someone would call my punk ass out like they do on the Don’t Date Him Girl website.

Just to make sure I did a search for me just in case a spurned lover from the past still had a hate on. Thankfully, it came up blank. Too bad I can’t say the same for Halle Berry’s ex. He’s totally fucked.

BONUS: This website does absolutely nothing to promote Veganism. In fact, any dalliance with it has been curtailed by viewing the images. If you don’t believe me, get out your carrots and get a load of THIS (Not safe for work or lunch). PA! RA! RA! Thankfully, another site does a much better job and actually gives vegetarians a good name.