A movie containing all the finishing moves in Mortal Combat. Both funny and umm…. something else.
Month: March 2006
Be A Man!
I took the “Are You A Real Man?” test and came out with as a “Total Jerk” at 33%. I think the question that pushed me over the top was “Do you like to kill your own food with your bare fists?” to which I responded, “Fuck, Yeah!”
Sushi Samarai
Play Sushi Samarai at the CBC Kids website. Game play is exactly like Burgertime.
Catering To The Lowest Common Denominator
Someone has to do it.
Can You Dig It?
When I first heard about the spray-on shirts designed by Fabrican I was mildly interested. I’ve seen it before in an episode of Futurama. But it wasn’t until I the saw the image to the left (originally taken by Forbes magazine) that I began to tingle and then think about the distinctly “adult” uses for such a product. I’ll let you fill in the blanks while I take a cold shower.
Crunch!
I have even a harder time walking.
Net Before The Net
Google Video is currently hosting a fascinating documentary from 1972 about the Arpanet. The Arpanet was the precursor to the internet invented by universities as a way of sharing information with each other and a way to be able to use the resources of each other’s computers. It was pretty exciting times. The first email had been sent and received just a year ealier. It would take another 7 years before the first Spam email would arrive.
The documentary is a half hour long so if it’s of interest then get comfortable. If it’s not, then watch this instead.
The Cult Of Flashcube
There has been a time or two where I thought it would be a good idea to start a cult. However, I always seem to get stuck at the particulars. I mean, no one just joins a cult. You’ve gotta give them a good reason. I was going to say eternal life but it seems like a everyone giving that away for free these days. Maybe a clock radio or something. let’s see those Kabalists one up that. Better yet, I’ll give every member of my cult (tentatively titled Awesomeology) a gravitizer. Now what you do with the gravitizer is completely up to you. Speaking for myself, I think it would make a good seat to bring to sporting events or watch a parade go by. Most people I’m sure will just use it to fuck (while watching a parade, of course).
I Wanna Trek You Up
Trek Passions is a online dating site for fans of Star Trek. Hey, I like green-skinned women as much as the next nerd I never realized that there was a need for this. Then again, maybe I should stay off the Romulan Ale and Klingon Blood Wine.
Trinadad & Tobago
The Trinadad & Tobago Computer Society is offering a free downloadable CD full of Open Source software for Windows. Everything on the CD is Free (as in beer) and Free (as in Freedom). While I’m not on a PC I have used a lot of the software in either Linux or on my Mac. Personal favourites include Openoffice, Firefox, and Tuxracer. Check it out.