Pimpfants

Beater SmallTaste has officially gone out the fucking window. Pimpfants makes Baby Gap great in comparison. The worst part: some fucker is actually buying this shit for their kids.

I’m no parent (thank fuck) but I question any clothing line that derives it’s name from the career of managing a stable of prostitutes. But then again it’s just the way the English language goes when new meanings are tacked onto existing words. Remember when “bad” meant, well “bad” and “nasty” meant “Janet Jackson”. Maybe I’m just getting cantankerous in my old age.

Flashcube’s Lair

DragonslairIt’s only fitting that someone posted the entire game of Dragon’s Lair online after I spent quarter after quarter in the eighties trying to beat the fucking thing. Bear in mind that this really is only of interest to a particular demographic of early-thirties men who grew up playing games like Rampage and Gauntlet and are currently sitting at home in their indoor clothes (gonch and t-shirt) writing blog posts like this one. Not to be nostalgic but those were the days.

Packing It On

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Shit, most people I know want to lose weight. I guess that means this is either dead wrong or overtly avante-guarde. Be sure to check out the audio stories as read by robots and play some of the games. Myself, I’ll get a salad.







It’s A Bird, It’s A Plane, It’s A Motherfucking Unitard!

SpandexmanFor a person who likes their jeans to fit quite snug, why then do I find this site so darn well… funny. Maybe it’s the silly poses and facial expressions.

I suppose though that if you’re into spandex then this is the right place to go. Everything from Superhero and Fantasy Spandex to wrestling slinglets. I do admit that the Captain Marvel (Shazam!) spandex is pretty cool though I’d never wear it.

One thing to look/look out for is the gallery. Lots of images guys sporting mega-boners that show though the spandex.