Chief Clarence Louie gets it.

SKoreans clone cats that glow in the dark: officials Okay, where do I get one and how much?

Voyager 2 probe crosses interstellar boundary and I have a hard enough time crossing the street. I wish Richard Branson would hurry up and get Virgin Galactic going because I need to get off this planet ASAP.

Joe Francis, CEO of Girls Gone Wild makes an interesting legal case against his incarceration on his website.