As one who has never indulged, I find it interesting that there is such a science to procuring crack cocaine. Different strokes for different folks, I suppose.

Here’s a clip from an old British children’s television show called Rainbow. I distinctly remember watching the television show as a child. There’s little information though if this particular episode was actually aired but it would explain a lot about me if it was. To say that this clip is rife in innuendo would be an understatement as it hits you over the head like the giant phallus in Clockwork Orange. Here’s a direct link to the video. It’s about 16mb and Quicktime is required. The script for the show is here.

I took the test and really, could there be any other?

Wow. You’d think there would be an easier way to get out of paying one’s student loans.

What an ephemeral existence I lead. One in which I can while away the rest of this afternoon safe in the assumption that I can write what I want, when I want, because of the absolute zero implications it has outside of the context of the internet.

As long promised, here are some photos of last months Vegas trip. I have long since thrown out the photos which contain various out-of-focus body parts

Tammy World is either the best website in the world or the fucking scariest. Series after series of photo vignettes featuring Tammy doing a variety of things while drinking Old Milwaukee then passing out. There’s something captivating about them but at the same time a bit unsettling and funny.

You do realize, of course, that I’ve secured a spot in hell simply for posting this link.

Here is a confessional website that deals with anonymous tales of love or love lost. It’s both cute, heartbreaking, and very sad. For the record, I have not posted anything to this site. All accusations are unfounded.

The Adult Baby fetish now has a voice in the form of Adult Baby Radio. You can listen to songs about adult crapping in their adult -sized diapers, sucking their “baba”, and monologues about how the fetish is misunderstood and how people should let adult babies be babies and accept them. I want my bwanky!

This is not a picture of me. I would never wear that shirt.

Here’s a morally bankrupt online game involving, drug peddling, naked women, and cash money. If you beat or finish the first one, try the second one which is equally deplorable.

But what about my perfect body in action.