Me Me Me Me Me

I love birthdays. Especially when they’re mine. Okay, sure it’s not until Thursday and I won’t be celebrating until this weekend but it’s still nice to be thought of once a year. Those who didn’t get my invite by email here it is. The only thing that I could wish for besides of course for all my debts to be absolved is to have a birthday party as good as this one. What more could I ask for?


AirkittyThrough the use of modern technology, precious moments have been able to be captured on film; a childs first steps, graduation day, marriage, and crazy-ass motherfucking cats leaping through the air ready to claw out your eyeballs.

Sunshine Up Your Ass

Asm LogoThe month is nearly over and I’ve completely forgotten to mention that August is Anal Sex Month. Who fucking knew?! If it’s your thing then you’ve only a few days left to get some backdoor action under the pretense of being in a celebratory mood. Don’t fret though if you don’t like assfucking because once the weather shapes up you can always put on some music and go for a pleasant bike ride.